... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus along with the perfectly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Will not call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus asking his physicians to provide him the equal of a lady's vagina via a surgical incision. ^Her